It’s been a while since I posted anything so here is my latest muse. Enjoy.
There are little things that piss me off. Perhaps even more as I get older. In no way do these things have any meaningful impact on my life, but they do piss me off. I just can’t fathom why people do some of them.
Most recently the things that disturb me are (in no apparent order):
- Those times when you realise you have just washed your hands many more times than you needed to in the space of 5 minutes, because not everything you touch has germs.
- Night crawlers who think it’s okay if they wander down the street at night pissed as fart, talking but shouting at their mate who is next to them so everyone including the next city can hear them.
- The neighbours child playing outside whilst making the noises of a reversing alarm on a truck all the freaking time. It’s just not normal! I’m convinced the little so-and-so has ADHD or something, but how do you tell the parents? Do they not recognise it? Do they think their child making reversing alarm noises constantly is normal? I don’t think the poor kid has ever heard music.
- People who, for reasons only known to them, think it’s okay to put coffee in before sugar thus leaving remnants of coffee in the sugar. Or using a wet spoon in the coffee or sugar or both!
- People who cannot manage to turn off a tap properly (drip, drip). How hard is it?
- Women (I use that term loosely) who consider it okay to go to the supermarket looking like a clown with all the makeup on their faces and their boobs hanging out (there was one that particularly triggered me on this occasion). She looked ridiculous. Perhaps it was a fashion statement. I have no idea.
- People who think it’s okay to use a public toilet and leave a mess (toilet paper on the floor, pee on the rim) or worse, their mess (stained up toilet bowl, because it’s too hard to use the toilet brush provided). What must their houses look like? Are you that bone idle you have no shame or dignity?
- People who sit out the front of their house, normally a terraced house (or “town house” as it’s called in the US) early in the morning in their PJ’s having a smoke. Is the back garden/backdoor broken? Get the fuck in!
- People who think it’s okay to go the shop in their PJ’s.
- People who don’t have the decency to say “thank you” when you hold a door open for them.
- People who don’t even have the common courtesy of at least acknowledging you when you say “morning” or some other daily greeting.
- Drivers who think it’s okay to use my drive to turn their car around, because it’s concrete and the four empty drives they passed to get to mine are gravel and the turning circle provided is an extra 2 feet away from my drive, thus too far! I mean, seriously WTF!
- People who have those extra extra long dog leads. Why? Too lazy to teach your dog to heel?
- Cyclists who think traffic lights don’t apply to them.
- People who find it impossible to wipe up after themselves after using the sink. Water, water everywhere…
- People who think it’s okay if they just place a sofa and any other crap they have outside some random persons house or on a street corner because they can’t be arsed to get it disposed of properly. It’s a phone call, a friends car to the dump/recycling centre.
- People who think it’s okay to leave the supermarket and take the shopping trolley home. Why?? It’s not normal! (The same people that then leave it on a random street corner somewhere for someone else to deal with at a later date). bone freakin’ idle!
- How the TV channels come back from an ad break, tell you whats on in the next few days and then go for another ad break!!!
- When the TV channel comes back from an ad break and spend the next 2 minutes repeating what happened before the ad break. Is my memory recall that bad I need reminding 3 minutes later?? An “in case you forgot” section.
Well, I think that covers most of my recent peeves.
Do you have any? Leave a comment and let me know.